Hello, my name is Alex. I was very invovled in the 2004 election with volenteer work. I did 30 hours of work, 26 on the phone, 2 going door to door, and 2 on a corner holding signs with some friends. I could not believe that Bush was elected, TWICE!!! I don't know what Americans were thinking.

I was getting sick of all the overplayed coservitive swayed news stations, such as CNN and FOX. So I decided to tell the other side of the story, that CNN and FOX never fells like including in their news reports.

I wrote much of these articles but some are written by others who wanted to put something into this site, so I've listed the author next to the title.

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
January 11, 2000

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
January 27, 2000

"Will the highways on the internet become more few?"
January 29, 2000

"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case."
January 30, 2000

"I understand small business growth. I was one."
February 19, 2000

"I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smat enough to handle the job is underestimating."
April 3, 2000

"I have a different vision of leadership.

Gov. Bush: "I talked to my little brother, Jeb...I havent told this to many people. But he's the governor of...I shouldn't call him my little brother...my brother, Jeb, the great governor of Texas."
Jim Lehrer: "Florida."
Gov. Bush: "Florida. The state of the Florida."
April 27, 2000

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."
May 5, 2000

"I think we agree, the past is over."
May 10, 2000

"I do not believe we've put a guilty... I mean innocent person to death in the state of Texas."
June 16, 2000

"I do know I'm ready for the job. And if not, that's just the way it goes."
August 21, 2000

"I don't need to be subliminabable."
September 12, 2000

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
September 29, 2000

"They misunderestimated me."
November 6, 2000

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."
February 21, 2001

"I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and hispanically."
March 29, 2001

"This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end."
April 10, 2001

"It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce."
April 21, 2001

"First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country."
April 24, 2001

"There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead."
May 11, 2001

"I have a different vision of leadership. A leadership is someone who brings people together."

"We are ready for any unforeseen event which may or may not happen."

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."

"I have made good judgements in the past. I have made good judgements in the future."

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."

"I have options of my own, strong options, but I don't always agree with them."

Correspond the date, and it will show how many more days of torture we have until the next inauguration.

1/1/06 - 1054 days
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Conan O'Brien's Bush Jokes

I am a big fan of Conan O'Brien, he is the host of the show "Late Night with Conan O'Brien". He makes jokes at the beggining of the show, the first section is true, the second part is fake, and just the punchline. But I made a list of some of my favorite jokes that he has made.

"A website is selling talking George W. Bush dolls that speak in the president's voice when you push a button. Apparently, the doll can mispronounce over one-hundred words."

"Yesterday, a representative from the Canadian government called President Bush a moron. Bush was furious and said that's President Moron to you buddy!"

"In his press conference last night, President Bush said he could not remember a single mistake he had made in the last two years. The president's exact quote was: 'I ain't make none mistakes ever."

"Officials at the White House are saying that President Bush hasn't changed his schedule much since the war started. The main difference, they say, is that he's started watching the news and taping Sponge Bob."

"Earlier today, John Kerry went hunting for geese in Ohio, but President Bush said says Kerry only did it for the photo op. The weird part is that Bush said this while wearing a flight suit and standing on the deck of an aircraft carrier."

"In a speech yesterday, President Bush said it is critical that the president speak both clearly and consistently. Then, immediately afterwards, Bush resigned."

"President Bush delivered a commencement speech at a university in Wisconsin. A very inspirational speech. Apparently Bush told the students, 'You can do anything in life if your parents work hard enough."

"This week, John Kerry and Wesley Clark are making campaign appearance with the guys who saved their lives in Vietnam. Meanwhile, President Bush is campaigning with a guy that once took a math test for him."